Woe is me.
Things that suck RIGHT NOW.
1) I got fired from my nanny job. BY A TEXT MESSAGE. WTF?!??!?!?!?!?! Ugh, my life.
2) My checks from the nanny job were going towards the wedding. SERIOUSLY? You couldn’t let me know you were sending your kids off to gma’s for the summer before I went off all “Tra-la-la, I’m getting a raise and can buy some new clothes while I’m in Alabama on vacation and go out to eat and spend a little money because I haven’t in ages and I have a job so hahahahahaha” NO. No. I don’t. You suck. Because my vacation would have been CANCELLED so I could buy invitations and shit if I had known that.
3) My mom hates me and hates all my wedding ideas and says no one will come so why am I wasting my time and makes me cry. WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER COMING HOME IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A STUPID HOOKER THE WHOLE TIME? I could be spending this airplane money on much more important things.
Can I just go back to Alaska now?
